Tag: gnomes
member name: Layla Morgan Wilde
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September 18, 2006 03:33 PM EDT --
Our first Gather Gnome Contest
Can you guess the Gather Gnome's Age?
Is our intrepid gnome
A) 200 years old
B) 225
C) 279
D) None of the above
For a clue, read the latest installment of the . . .
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December 06, 2006 04:17 PM EST --
Gather Gnome Adventures presents the amusing extraordinary adventures of an ordinary garden gnome.
It’s not everyday you meet a talking snake. The sight of his bared . . .
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December 08, 2006 10:32 AM EST --
The snake flicked his tongue and smiled. “Sometimes you have to go backwards to go forwards.”
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October 15, 2006 05:13 PM EDT --
"Why are you hiding in the bushes?" Bruce said, checking his reflection in his mirrored sunglasses.
"Am I ever glad to see you. The cats, Merlin and Coco are here." . . .
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October 20, 2006 12:32 PM EDT --
No Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore. I'm so jetlagged and disoriented I don't care if Merlin and Coco or any other killer cat catches me. A nice man at the airport arranged a . . .
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October 29, 2006 01:31 PM EST --
"Pssst, my friend, you want Rolex? I give good price."
To my utter astonishment, I saw a wee Chinese gnome peek out from the bushes. Could it be? My long lost . . .
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September 19, 2006 11:54 AM EDT --
This is the continuing daily saga of the Gather Gnome. To avoid filling up everyone's mailboxes I rotate which group gets this.
If you don't want to miss an episode, join the group Gather . . .
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October 08, 2006 02:02 PM EDT --
This is a special edition of the continuing story of the Gather Gnome. For the whole story go to Gather Gnome Adventures.
Something clicked. Somewhere in the Siberia of my brain, . . .
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September 23, 2006 02:39 PM EDT --
"What the @#%*&^!." Bruce, my limo driver let out a volanic stream of expletives, too searing for you, my dear reader's ears. A large bird with a yellow beak . . .
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September 22, 2006 02:38 PM EDT --
We're into the second exciting week of the Gather Gnome's continuing story. Catch the whole story and photos at the group Gather Gnome Adventures. Better yet, become a member . . .
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September 24, 2006 01:10 PM EDT --
Hola mi amigos!
Today our intrepid Gather Gnome is taking Spanish lessons or maybe having a siesta. In any case, this allows members to catch up reading about his adventures. Gather Gnome . . .
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October 10, 2006 01:22 PM EDT --
To fans of Gather Gnome Adventures:
Dear friend;
Thank-you from the bottom of my gnome heart for all the flowers and well wishes. Dr. Martinez says I am free to leave tomorrow. It's a big world . . .
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September 21, 2006 02:53 PM EDT --
Welcome to today's edition of the Gather Gnome. To read the continuing story, be sure to join his group Gather Gnome Adventures.
Dear reader;
There is nothing wrong with . . .
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September 10, 2006 08:40 PM EDT --
Welcome to my corner of the world such as it is. It wasn't supposed to turn out this way. I didn't do anything wrong. No, really. You can't believe that blue-eyed she devil Coco. She . . .
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November 06, 2006 03:54 PM EST --
This goes out to anyone interested in the adventures of Inkvon the Gather Gnome.
The continuing story began almost two months ago and I recently posted the 32nd episode of the . . .
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